- Our Muslim President    _{Date Posted: 8/25/2010 8:00:00 AM
   Captain Midnight discusses the recent poll that 1 in 4 people think President Obama is a Muslim.}

- A Second Amendment Poll Plea    _{Date Posted: 4/20/2009 8:30:00 AM
   Captain Midnight discusses an email pleading to participate in a two-year-old USA Today poll on the Second Amendment.}

- Making a Pig's Ear from a Silk Purse    _{Date Posted: 8/6/2007 6:30:00 PM
   Captain Midnight isn't too surprised to see that good news from Iraq isn't trumpeted by the news much.}

- Dead? Illegal? Vote Democrat.    _{Date Posted: 9/21/2006 10:36:06 AM
   Captain Midnight offers proof through their inaction that Democrats are in favor of voter fraud.}

- I know good art when I can't beat it.    _{Date Posted: 4/21/2006 6:35:24 PM
   Captain Midnight discusses art, what art is not, and wraps it up with a chocolate wrapper.}

- A Letter From Congress    _{Date Posted: 8/5/2005
   Captain Midnight and The Pirate King take on a push-poll from Congress.}

- Yeah, But Is It Art?    _{Date Posted: 8/19/2003
   What is the definition of art?}