- Hyperventilating Over Arizona's Law Against Illegal Aliens    _{Date Posted: 5/5/2010 12:26:56 PM
   Captain Midnight discusses the Arizona law against illegal aliens on this Cinco de Mayo.}

- May Day Rallies for Illegals    _{Date Posted: 4/29/2010 7:00:00 AM
   Captain Midnight isn't surprised to read that misguided people will be protesting in favor of illegal immigration on May Day.}

- Mexico's Illegal Alien Hypocrisy    _{Date Posted: 4/23/2010 7:11:39 AM
   Captain Midnight discusses Mexico's hypocrisy over illegal immigration.}

- What Does She Mean?    _{Date Posted: 1/11/2008 1:00:00 PM
   Captain Midnight has to wonder what exactly Sen. Clinton meant by her little comment.}

- Don't Blame Me, They Did It First!    _{Date Posted: 8/23/2007 12:00:00 PM
   Captain Midnight sees that Elvira Arellano hasn't been still after being deported from the U.S. for breaking the law.}

- Illegal Alien Deported    _{Date Posted: 8/21/2007
   Captain Midnight points to some good news: an in-your-face illegal alien was deported.}

- Good Fences Make Whiny Neighbors    _{Date Posted: 10/10/2006 7:16:47 PM
   Captain Midnight points to the whining from Mexico about the proposed 700 mile fence the U.S. has proposed to erect between the U.S. / Mexico border.}

- Viral Email Explains Illegal Immigration    _{Date Posted: 9/12/2006 9:20:58 AM
   Captain Midnight passes on a viral email dealing with illegal immigration.}

- President Bush Addresses Illegal Immigration    _{Date Posted: 5/15/2006 6:44:26 PM
   Captain Midnight gives his take on the Illegal Immigration address from President Bush}

- The May March for Illegals    _{Date Posted: 5/1/2006
   Captain Midnight points out the Mexica Movement and its racist goals.}

- A picture is worth a thousand words    _{Date Posted: 4/5/2006 8:25:30 PM
   Captain Midnight points to a collection of photos of the March 25th March for Law-breakers.}

- Punishment, Reward, and Immigration (part 2)    _{Date Posted: 4/3/2006
   Captain Midnight puts together the proposal of what he would do to fix the illegal immigration problem.}

- Punishment, Reward, and Immigration    _{Date Posted: 3/29/2006
   Captain Midnight discusses the nature of punishments and rewards and applies them to immigration reform.}

- Hot issue, coming through    _{Date Posted: 3/28/2006 9:32:33 PM
   Captain Midnight points out a Cox and Forkum comic that points out the hot issue that is illegal immigration.}

- Simplifying the Illegal Immigration issue with a question    _{Date Posted: 3/27/2006 5:01:06 PM
   Captain Midnight asks a question about Illegal immigration that simplifies the whole issue.}

- Marching for Illegal Immigration    _{Date Posted: 3/25/2006 10:17:46 PM
   Captain Midnight points out a missing word in the AP news story about the Los Angeles march.}

- Be My Guest    _{Date Posted: 5/17/2005
   Captain Midnight blathers on and on about guests and language}

- President Bush's Plan for Illegal Immigration    _{Date Posted: 1/27/2004
   The Captain pontificates about illegal immigration}