- Nude in the Snow    _{Date Posted: 3/4/2010 9:30:00 AM
   Captain Midnight discusses a snowwoman in New Jersey that had to be covered up.}

- Let It Snow!    _{Date Posted: 1/11/2007 10:48:31 PM
   Captain Midnight loves a good snowfall.}

- Treasury Secretary Snow Reams the New York Times.    _{Date Posted: 6/26/2006 5:13:39 PM
   Captain Midnight applauds the letter to the New York Times by Treasury Secretary John Snow .}

- NaNoWriMo    _{Date Posted: 11/1/2005 12:00:00 AM
   Captain Midnight explains that he is probably completely nuts to be taking part in National Novel Writing Month.}

- Liberals and Marxism    _{Date Posted: 10/19/2004
   The Captain explains that the modern Democratic movement in America is mainly socialist and Marxist in nature.}

- Women and the National Organization for Women    _{Date Posted: 10/21/2003 12:00:00 AM
   Why is NOW a champion for murderous Andrea Yates when they are silent about innocent Terri Schiavo's impending death?}

- Decisions, Decisions    _{Date Posted: 7/5/2003 12:00:00 AM
   Captain Midnight discusses the two methods of decision-making.}