- "the foundations of US capitalism have shattered"    _{Date Posted: 9/22/2008 7:00:00 PM
   Captain Midnight talks about the loan collapse, housing, and government's hand in the mess.}

- Hate The Rich    _{Date Posted: 9/18/2008 10:00:00 AM
   Captain Midnight proves that the Democrats hate the rich based on comments by Biden and Obama.}

- Freakin' Freegans and the Descent of Man    _{Date Posted: 12/14/2004
   The Pirate King takes apart the Freegan movement, such as it is.}

- Liberals and Marxism    _{Date Posted: 10/19/2004
   The Captain explains that the modern Democratic movement in America is mainly socialist and Marxist in nature.}

- Marx and Marxism    _{Date Posted: 10/15/2004
   The Captain goes on and on about Marxism and Karl Marx.}

- Feedback and Marxism    _{Date Posted: 8/6/2004
   The Captain blathers about homeostasis and economic theory.}

- A List of Ten Principles    _{Date Posted: 9/9/2003
   A discussion of ten principles commonly held by many Americans}