- Angry Democrats    _{Date Posted: 3/4/2008 6:00:00 PM
   Captain Midnight explains why he sees a large number of angry Democrats in the near future.}

- A Democrat Quandary    _{Date Posted: 2/5/2008 5:41:38 PM
   Captain Midnight asks why Democrats are voting for Sen. Obama or Sen. Clinton.}

- "Can Government Turn the Economy Around?"    _{Date Posted: 1/21/2008 9:30:00 AM
   Captain Midnight looks at the economy and what our government can do to help.}

- What Does She Mean?    _{Date Posted: 1/11/2008 1:00:00 PM
   Captain Midnight has to wonder what exactly Sen. Clinton meant by her little comment.}

- Hillary Clinton Proposes a Bribe    _{Date Posted: 10/2/2007 8:00:00 AM
   Captain Midnight is shocked, shocked he says, that Senator Clinton would so transparently try to buy votes.}

- Socialism Sucks    _{Date Posted: 6/4/2007 5:07:55 PM
   Captain Midnight hopes that you understand the single most defining trait of Socialism -- it sucks.}