- Too Soon for Christmas Ads    _{Date Posted: 10/31/2009 9:30:00 PM
   Captain Midnight refuses to spend money at stores that advertise Christmas before Thanksgiving.}

- Christmas, 2007    _{Date Posted: 12/25/2007 7:00:00 AM
   Captain Midnight wishes you a Merry Christmas and heads off to open up some presents.}

- A Very Merry Christmas!    _{Date Posted: 12/27/2005
   Captain Midnight wishes you and yours a very merry Christmas!}

- Black Friday, 2005    _{Date Posted: 11/26/2005
   Captain Midnight risks life and limb as he braves the shopping experience that is Black Friday}

- Merry Christmas!    _{Date Posted: 12/25/2004
   Captain Midnight wishes you and yours a very Merry Christmas.}

- Let the Shopping Begin!    _{Date Posted: 11/26/2004 12:00:00 AM
   Captain Midnight whines about the early Christmasization of the holidays.}

- Willie Nelson Waxes Poetic    _{Date Posted: 1/9/2004
   Willie Nelson writes a song on Christmas that completely misses the point.}

- Thanksgiving Day Thoughts    _{Date Posted: 11/26/2003
   The Captain gives thanks and rants about holiday abuse.}