I think I could be a millionaire in a short time if I can market my current weight loss plan correctly. Just so you know, I’ve succeeded in losing almost 10 pounds of weight in just seven days. Are you sick of having to exercise to lose weight? Are you sick of having to buy special food for your diet? Are you just plain sick of having to diet? Look no further! You, too, can lose weight with the Captain Midnight weight loss plan, and it’s sooooo easy to do. Just get sick, and the pounds will fall off.
Now to figure out how to market this right.