Why is Paris Hilton all over the news? Why, exactly, is she a celebrity? As I see it, she is known because of her dad, money, plastic-surgery-improved looks, and most of all, because she is a proven slut. Frankly, I’d rather spend ten minutes chatting with any drunk bum on a street corner than an equivalent amount of time with Paris.

I wish the news media would stop reporting Paris’ every move. I would be happy if I never saw Paris Hilton mentioned in the news ever again.

OK, if she invents a cure for cancer, then that would be news. Otherwise, how about reporting on something that really matters? Just an idea.

UPDATE (6/8/2007 3:40:28 PM): It’s all Paris, all the time! Here’s a small screenshot of what the following news report looks like right now. Three identical pictures of Paris is three times better!

3x Paris

Seconds later, the judge announced his decision: “The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith.”

Hilton screamed.

Oh, the humanity!

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