Yar harr! The two Stikfas pirates that took over my computer monitor got into a fracas. The trouble started when the red pirate stole the bottle of rum the skeleton was holding (and the skeleton’s arm, too). But when the pirate got drunk, the skeleton rescued his arm!
The pirate is a mean drunk, and he ran the skeleton through with his saber – not that it could do much to someone who was already dead. Wisely, the red pirate decided to give up when confronted by the business end of a pistol.
OK, I want the new Stikfas toys I ordered today to get here NOW!